Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.
There’s just not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up all this crap some people create. – Susan Gale
Don’t act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.
Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.