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I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.

I had a lot…

The best part of the day is taking your pants off, knowing you don’t have to put them back on until tomorrow.

The best part of the day…

The toes you step on today may be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow.

The toes you step on…

I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

I do try to be a good person…

Tomorrow isn't promised… Cuss them out today.

Tomorrow isn’t promised…

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had…

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed…

If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry it will try again tomorrow.

If life doesn’t break you…

One day I will start behaving myself.. But not today. (Tomorrow’s not looking good either.)

One day…

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

Somewhere right now…