Train

I’m not on the crazy train, trains go fast. It’s more like a wagon. A long slow ride on the crazy wagon. - Darynda Jones

I’m not on the crazy train…

The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train.

The light…

Oh look, it seems that your bullshit train has just pulled into my I don’t give a fuck station.

Oh look, it seems…