Trash

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

A husband is someone…

Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It’s less than one.

Trash talked by many…

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

The trash…

It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It's like the trash took itself out.

It’s so nice…