Truth

I am not an asshole. I am a teller of unfortunate truth.

I am not an asshole…

I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

I love listening to lies…

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

If you’re going to tell people…

I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.

I was chasing my dreams…

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

Sometimes the black ship…

Never try to fuck up someone's life with the lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.

Never try…

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy…

I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.

I suffer from that disorder…

People hate the truth. Unfortunately for them, the truth doesn't give a shit.

People hate the truth…

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.

If you don’t have…