TV

I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids.

I hate it when TV shows say…

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Remember…

Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

Some people are like old TVs…