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I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

I tried to put myself…

Being a man is not easy. No makeup, no wig, if you’re ugly you just ugly.

Being a man…

Too bad you can't photoshop an ugly personality.

Too bad…

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee.

You remind me…

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL…

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know…

Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "Awesome" ends with "Me" and "Ugly" starts with "U".

Dear haters…

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Don’t think of yourself…