Universe

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. - Bernard Bailey

When they discover…

I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. - Arthur C. Clarke

I’m sure…

You are a child of the Universe. Problem is, the Universe is a deadbeat dad.

You are a child of the universe…

The universe doesn’t give a shit about you.

The universe doesn’t give a shit…

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

Tell people…

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite…