When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. – Bernard Bailey
I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. – Arthur C. Clarke
You are a child of the universe. Problem is, the universe is a deadbeat dad.
The universe doesn’t give a shit about you.
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. – George Carlin
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein
