Getting old is weird because you’re still that same enthusiastic kid trapped in a shitshow of a body.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid, who acts just like you.
If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.
I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I’m comfortable with that.
In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. – Damon Albarn
Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.
