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Weird

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that.

Some people get weird…

Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird.

Life is too short…

Oh, I don’t try to hide my weird. I like to wave it around. It scares off the boring people and it’s like a beacon for my fellows weirdos.

Oh, I don’t try to hide…

I may be weird, but I own that shit.

I maybe weird…

What doesn't kill me only makes me weirder and harder to relate to.

What doesn’t kill me…

Love is a weird thing, like you just pick a human and you’re yes, I like this one, I’ll let this one ruin my life forever.

Love is a weird thing…

I think it’s weird how somedays I feel reasonably healthy, and other days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think it’s weird…

Getting old is weird because you're still that same enthusiastic kid trapped in a shitshow of a body.

Getting old…

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

The trick is…

You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid, who acts just like you.

You never realize…