Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Did you know that if you put you ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them say: “What the fuck are you doing?”
Every damn day I ask the same three questions: What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?