What The Fuck

I beg your pardon: Polite way of saying "what the fuck did you just say".

I beg your pardon…

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age?…

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

Three stages of life…

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck?

I know…

Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying "What the fuck is wrong with people".

Pretty sure…

Did you know that if you put you ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Did you know…

What the fuck are birds so excited about at 5am?

What the fuck…

I say what the fuck needs to be said, not what you want to hear.

I say…

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day…

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes…