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What The Fuck

Someone told me I need to stop using F-bombs. What the fuck is an F-bomb?

Someone told me…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes but I’ll definitely put the “what the fuck” wrinkles in your forehead.

I might not put the sparkle…

I beg your pardon: Polite way of saying "what the fuck did you just say".

I beg your pardon…

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age?…

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

Three stages of life…

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck?

I know…

Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying "What the fuck is wrong with people".

Pretty sure…

Did you know that if you put you ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Did you know…

What the fuck are birds so excited about at 5am?

What the fuck…