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Some people age like wine. Others age as milk.
If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is ‘winner’.
Relationships are like fine wine. They’re expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee – You can do this! Wine – You don’t have to do this! Tequila – Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!