Relationships are like fine wine. They’re expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee – You can do this! Wine – You don’t have to do this! Tequila – Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!
