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I can never just go for a drink or two. Always leads to 3 bottles of wine, an argument, an injury and 4 people I can’t look in the eye again.

I can never just go for a drink..

Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine…

If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is ‘winner’.

If you combine…

Relationships are like fine wine. They're expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.

Relationships…

Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won't give a damn how old you look.

Dr’s say…

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don't have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

IF DRINKS COULD TALK…