Wisdom

I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom that supposedly comes with old age. Anyone else?

I’m still waiting…

I would offer some words of wisdom but I have never been called wise without the word ass followed shortly behind it.

I would offer…

Grant me the serenity to accept that earth is filled with assholes and fuckery that I cannot change, the courage not to be part of the assholery and fuckery, and the wisdom to know I’m the shit without shitting on others.

Grant me the serenity…

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

Don’t be afraid…

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, Grant me the serenity…