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A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

A foolish man complains…

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

Wise people think…

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

To be old and wise…

You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely.

You are either on my side…

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

It’s so simple…

It is so easy to be wise. Just think about something stupid to say then don't say it.

It is so easy to be wise…

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak…

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong…