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Wonder

I go to work. I make my coworkers wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. Then I go home.

I go to work…

Sometimes I wonder what it is like to be normal... Do those people even have fun?

Sometimes I wonder…

If you’re going to totally fuck it up at least fuck it up so bad that people wonder how you did it.

If you’re going to totally fuck it up…

Being an adult is just spending every day looking at a pill bottle wondering, “did I take it or not?!”

Being an adult…

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering WTF happened.

Inside every older person…

I wonder how long is life going to fuck me until it just wants to cuddle?

I wonder how long…

Did you ever wondered why hemorrhoids aren’t called asteroids?

Did you ever wondered…

I often wonder if some people are assholes just by nature or if they strive hard to achieve that title.

I often wonder…

I’ve often wondered what people have against the horse I rode in on.

I’ve often wondered…

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life…