Wonder

Being an adult is just spending every day looking at a pill bottle wondering, “did I take it or not?!”

Being an adult…

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering WTF happened.

Inside every older person…

I wonder how long is life going to fuck me until it just wants to cuddle?

I wonder how long…

Did you ever wondered why hemorrhoids aren’t called asteroids?

Did you ever wondered…

I often wonder if some people are assholes just by nature or if they strive hard to achieve that title.

I often wonder…

I’ve often wondered what people have against the horse I rode in on.

I’ve often wondered…

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life…

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day…

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I watch people and wonder…

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder…