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My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.
I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.
I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.
Not only does my mind wonder… sometimes it walks off completely.
I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.
Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize… maybe I am.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “was I drunk the entire relationship?”
I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.
Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.