Wonder

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life…

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day…

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I watch people and wonder…

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder…

Not only does my mind wonder... sometimes it walks off completely.

Not only does my mind wonder…

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

I used to walk…

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly…

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex…

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…