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Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. – Tom Hanks

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look... that one is shaped like an idiot".

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say “Hey look… that one is shaped like an idiot”.

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder why I don’t have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people’s mouths and I remember.

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.