Wonder

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder…

Not only does my mind wonder... sometimes it walks off completely.

Not only does my mind wonder…

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

I used to walk…

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly…

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex…

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money…

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered…

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look... that one is shaped like an idiot".

I wonder…

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