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Wonder

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money…

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered…

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look... that one is shaped like an idiot".

I wonder…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people…

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened…

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder…