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If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee…

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

BAR and BRA…

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I either…

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm…

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly…

If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

If you don’t like…

Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word? Because I feel it could be useful.

Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word?…

I've come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

I’ve come to the point…

Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess ups, fucked up situations, and epic fails.

SHITASTROPHY…

FUCK: The only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense.

FUCK…