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I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I don’t like…

The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

The path of inner peace…

Sometimes you just gotta stay silent cause no words can explain the shit that’s going on in your mind and heart.

Sometimes…

I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.

I don’t apologize…

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

They say swearing is…

Nothing inspires the words "fuck off", like someone asking me to watch my language.

Nothing inspires the words…

One kind word can change someone’s entire day. But a really mean couple of words can ruin someone’s entire month. Way more productive.

One kind word…

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days…