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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

I’d tell you to go to hell…

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? - Don Marquis

When a man tells you…

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming…

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years…

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. - Justin Sewell

TEAMWORK…

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Marriage…

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

Killing someone with kindness…

When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.

When someone calls me…

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I always arrive late…

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short…