World

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change…

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every Fucking Day.

The world is not full of assholes…

The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them would choke on it.

The world…

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say…

People are the best show in the world. And you don’t even pay for the ticket. – Charles Bukowski

People are the best show…