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Wrong

If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong. - Dr. House

If nobody hates you…

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

A lot of people…

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I never wish…

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. — John Gierach

If people don’t…

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem…

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

I know right from wrong…

Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Don’t bother paying a therapist…

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

OK, I was wrong…

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day…

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong…