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I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Don’t bother paying a therapist. I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you for free.

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day I ask the same three questions: What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.