To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Remember, you’re only young once but you can be immature forever.
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
When I was young, I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the light.
When I was young I just wanted to be older. What the hell was I thinking!
Think old and you’ll be old. Think young and you’ll be a delusional old fart.
