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Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
You’re never too old to try something stupid.
You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.
Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?
When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.
Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson