You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid, who acts just like you.
Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. – Bryan White
People say I act like I don’t give a fuck. Motherfuckers… I’m not acting.
Don’t act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.
I was taught to think before I act, so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I’ve thought about it, and am confident in my decision.
If you want to be remembered, don’t act nice. Act like an asshole. Nobody forgets assholes.
Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.
People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.