Alcohol

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.

I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.

When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one says I’m fantastic.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

I pretend to like people everyday. It’s called being an adult. That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.