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Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

My spirit animal is a slightly deranged unicorn who has a mission to poke holes in all of the annoying people.

My spirit animal is a slightly deranged unicorn who has a mission to poke holes in all of the annoying people.

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

Pre - annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.

Pre – annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.

Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.

Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

My ex has one very annoying habit. Breathing.

My ex has one very annoying habit. Breathing.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.