Ass

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

I don’t really get upset over much nowadays. I observe, I listen, and then treat your ass accordingly.

I don’t really get upset over much nowadays. I observe, I listen, and then treat your ass accordingly.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but I’m pretty sure you’d fall in love, and then I’d never get rid of you.

If hard times only make you stronger then I should be able to whip Superman’s ass by now.

If hard times only make you stronger then I should be able to whip Superman’s ass by now.

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time.

I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I’ve been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass.

People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

People who think their shit don’t stink haven’t pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

FUCK OFF PIE: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you’s, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.