If you didn’t hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.
He loved asses so much he became one.
The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.
Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.
Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
I don’t really get upset over much nowadays. I observe, I listen, and then treat your ass accordingly.
Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.
If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.