Balls

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

I'M NOT RUDE. I simply say what what everyone else hasn't got the fucking balls to say.

I’M NOT RUDE. I simply say what everyone else hasn’t got the fucking balls to say.

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White