Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.
Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.
Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.
Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.
I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. – Madonna
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say “you hit like a bitch”.
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they’re dealing with.
Don’t trip over bitches, walk over them.
I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio”. No Susan, you’re just a bitch.