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Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.

I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. – Madonna

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say “you hit like a bitch”.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they’re dealing with.

Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.

Don’t trip over bitches, walk over them.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like "Sorry I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio". No Susan, you're just a bitch.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio”. No Susan, you’re just a bitch.

Ambitchious: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Ambitchious: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Bitch Please, I’m so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

BITCH: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are fan.

If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are fan.