Bitch

I'm polite with good manners, but bitch don't push me.

I’m polite with good manners, but bitch don’t push me.

I used my manners today. I said please. Well, actually what I said was bitch please. but whatever.

I used my manners today. I said please. Well, actually what I said was bitch please, but whatever.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.