Body

If my body was a car I would trade it for a newer model. Cause every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and and my exhaust backfires.

If my body was a car I would trade it for a newer model. Cause every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and and my exhaust backfires.

I planned to work out and have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but then I remembered I like food more than I like people.

I planned to work out and have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but then I remembered I like food more than I like people.

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.