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Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?

Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons.

Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?

Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?

The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn't know how to lie.

Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn’t know how to lie.

I have come to realize that "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "shit-for-brains". Some should seek medical attention immediately.

I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shitty ideas come from.

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens”.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it?

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it?

Do not be so open-minded. your brains fall out. – G.K. Chesterton.

Do not be so open-minded. your brains fall out. – G.K. Chesterton.

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it’s always the liver that suffers.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams