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I’m not the type to tiptoe through the tulips. I would rather bulldoze through the bullshit.

I’m not the type to tiptoe through the tulips. I would rather bulldoze through the bullshit.

They don’t discard you for someone better. They discard you for someone who can’t see their bullshit.

They don’t discard you for someone better. They discard you for someone who can’t see their bullshit.

If it smells like bullshit and looks like bullshit, it’s bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie.

If it smells like bullshit and looks like bullshit, it’s bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie.

Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.

Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. - George Carlin

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. – George Carlin

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.

I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-bullshit.

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. - W.C. Fields

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. – W.C. Fields

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I’d settle for that!

Holy fuck, I need a vacation, or a winning lottery ticket, or one fucking day with no bullshit. I’d settle for that!

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR: 1. Your shit, 2. Crazy shit, 3. Bullshit, 4. Stupid shit, 5. Fake shit, 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Expect the bullshit, but never accept it.

Expect the bullshit, but never accept it.

The word of today is BULLSHIT. No need to spread the word, there is plenty of it going around.

The word of today is BULLSHIT. No need to spread the word, there is plenty of it going around!

I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bulshit.

I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit.

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.