Calm Down

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

Boss: Good morning. Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

BOSS: Good morning. ME: You need to calm the fuck down.

NEVER in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

NEVER in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?

Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?