LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.
Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.