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LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.