Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap.
Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.
Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.
I am an optimist! I think most people are half full of crap.
Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?
Being a good person doesn’t mean you have to put up with other people’s crap all the time.
DEJA POO: The feeling that you’ve heard that crap before.
There’s just not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up all this crap some people create. – Susan Gale