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I am not crazy. I prefer the term "Mentally hilarious".

I am not crazy. I prefer the term “Mentally hilarious”.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle... Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

You have to be a little crazy just to survive this crazy fucked up world.

You have to be a little crazy just to survive this crazy fucked up world.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

If you don't go crazy every now and then, how could you know that you're sane, every now and then. Besides, it's going crazy, that keeps you sane.

If you don’t go crazy every now and then, how could you know that you’re sane, every now and then. Besides, it’s going crazy, that keeps you sane.

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

I don’t understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers… – Robert Kirkman

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR: 1. Your shit, 2. Crazy shit, 3. Bullshit, 4. Stupid shit, 5. Fake shit, 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

The only person I'm afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

The only person I’m afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batshit crazy and running with it.

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you’re batshit crazy and running with it.

If someone asks “Are You Crazy?” Simply reply “Yes”. Boom. End of discussion.

If someone asks “Are You Crazy?” Simply reply “Yes”. Boom. End of discussion.

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.