Day

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you're the only one with an ass

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you’re the only one with an ass

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.