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The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.

Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let karma sort that shit out.

Instead of “Have a nice day” I think I’ll start saying “Have the day you deserve”. You know, let karma sort that shit out.

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without having WTF moment!!

Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without having WTF moment!!

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you're the only one with an ass

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you’re the only one with an ass

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.