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The devil whispered to me, "I'm coming for you". I whispered back, "bring pizza".

The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you”. I whispered back, “bring pizza”.

I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”