Diarrhea

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.

Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?

Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?

Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic… with frequent sneezes.

I have come to realize that "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "shit-for-brains". Some should seek medical attention immediately.

I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a when you are having diarrhea is better.

Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it, the shit just keeps coming.

Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it, the shit just keeps coming.