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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

What to do if you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.

What to do if you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “was I drunk the entire relationship?”

When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me!" Reply, "that's the point".

When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me!” Reply, “that’s the point”.

The only thing my ex hasn't fucked is off.

The only thing my ex hasn’t fucked is off.

EX: You're fucking stupid. ME: You're fucking proof.

EX: You’re fucking stupid. ME: You’re fucking proof.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt.

Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt.

My ex has one very annoying habit. Breathing.

My ex has one very annoying habit. Breathing.