Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.
Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.
Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.
I couldn’t be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.
Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.
When someone says “everything happens for a reason” a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say “this was meant to be”.
Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
MANNERS: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.
When you’re a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.
The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.
FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it, and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.
You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced, and inside everyone’s pants.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I’d love to punch in the face
If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.
