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Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

I couldn't be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.

I couldn’t be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

If it involves fake smiling, I'm not going.

If it involves fake smiling, I’m not going.

If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn't even need a job anymore.

If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn’t even need a job anymore.

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else’s. – Ziad K. Abdelnour

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR: 1. Your shit, 2. Crazy shit, 3. Bullshit, 4. Stupid shit, 5. Fake shit, 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

So let me get this straight. Women wear fake hear, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake tits, lips, ass, and get botox... but want a real man?

So let me get this straight. Women wear fake hear, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake tits, lips, ass, and get botox… but want a real man?

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.