Feelings

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings... as if I have any.

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings… as if I have any.

I’m pretty nice for the most part, but I'll hurt your feelings if I fucking have to.

I’m pretty nice for the most part, but I’ll hurt your feelings if I fucking have to.

Gut feelings are guardian angels.

Gut feelings are guardian angels.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

The older I get, the less I try to tip toe around people's feelings. You either like me or you don't. Simple as that.

The older I get, the less I try to tip toe around people’s feelings. You either like me or you don’t. Simple as that.

Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Don’t wait until you’re on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

I tripped and fell into some feelings. I'm ok now. I brushed that shit off.

I tripped and fell into some feelings. I’m ok now. I brushed that shit off.

Don't worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

Don’t worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a when you are having diarrhea is better.