Female

Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.

Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to “go fuck yourself” I don’t know what is.

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.