Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
Someone once told me, “you’re never gonna forget me”. I just can’t remember who the fuck it was.
I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.