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Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today.

No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”

No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”

Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.

Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.

If you say “Fuck Off” backwards, it still says fuck off but in Irish accent.

If you say “Fuck Off” backwards, it still says fuck off but in Irish accent.

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

MY LIFE, MY RULES, FUCK OFF!

MY LIFE, MY RULES, FUCK OFF!

I believe in fuck off at first site.

I believe in fuck off at first site.

A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off. - Gillian Flynn

A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off. – Gillian Flynn

Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

FUCK OFF PIE: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you’s, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC... you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.

TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC… you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.

The only thing my ex hasn't fucked is off.

The only thing my ex hasn’t fucked is off.

I don't get this whole, "no fucks given thing"... I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this...

I don’t get this whole, “no fucks given thing”… I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this…

Just because I swear doesn't mean I don't have manners. I say "please" when I tell someone to fuck off.

Just because I swear doesn’t mean I don’t have manners. I say “please” when I tell someone to fuck off.

Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Don’t wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

“SWEARING IS UNATTRACTIVE”. I’m not attractive anyway, so fuck off.

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

Nothing inspires the words "fuck off", like someone asking me to watch my language.

Nothing inspires the words “fuck off”, like someone asking me to watch my language.