No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.
FUCK OFF PIE: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you’s, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.