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Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

FUCK OFF PIE: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you’s, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC... you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.

TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC… you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.

The only thing my ex hasn't fucked is off.

The only thing my ex hasn’t fucked is off.

I don't get this whole, "no fucks given thing"... I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this...

I don’t get this whole, “no fucks given thing”… I have a ton of fucks to give: fuck off, fuck you, fuck that,fuck this…

Just because I swear doesn't mean I don't have manners. I say "please" when I tell someone to fuck off.

Just because I swear doesn’t mean I don’t have manners. I say “please” when I tell someone to fuck off.

Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Don’t wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

“SWEARING IS UNATTRACTIVE”. I’m not attractive anyway, so fuck off.

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.