Fuck Yourself

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own

Revenge is not in my plans. You’ll fuck yourself on your own.

Every evening when I tell my boss "Have a good night", what I really saying is "Go fuck yourself".

Every evening when I tell my boss “Have a good night”, what I really saying is “Go fuck yourself”.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone to “go fuck yourself” I don’t know what is.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn’t taxed, regulated, or illegal. That’s your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself.

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?