Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today.
Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.
Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.
I go from 0 to fuck everybody real quick.
‘You are what you eat.’ The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great… But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.
Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
If you say “Fuck Off” backwards, it still says fuck off but in Irish accent.
Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death
4 things to quit right now: 1. Trying to please everyone, 2. Fearing a change, 3. Living in the past, 4. Giving fucks.
My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.
“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.
For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.
Mind: Don’t say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. Mouth: Who the fuck you think…
If you ever hear someone talking shit about me, look them dead in the eye and say, “you know they don’t give a fuck, right?”
Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.
One day I’m just gonna say fuck it all. And let my demons out to play
If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.
