Fool me once, fuck you. I keep it simple.
“Relationship” has 12 letters. So does “Fuck that shit”.
Never be afraid to say fuck you to someone.
Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what’s truly fuckworthy. – Mark Manson
Most people have “AH HA” moments. I have “ OH FOR FUCK SAKES, SERIOUSLY!?” moments.
If there is one thing I’ve learned in life it’s that people are confusing as fuck.
Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today.
Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.
Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.
I go from 0 to fuck everybody real quick.